Epistolary poems, from the Latin “epistula” for “letter,” are, quite literally, poems that read as letters. As poems of direct address, they can be intimate and colloquial or formal and measured. The subject matter can range from philosophical investigation to a declaration of love to a list of errands, and epistles can take any form, from heroic couplets to free verse.
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Dear Sir;
I write to you to fast profess
My distaste for your subtle charm.
It’s something that I would address,
A weapon that you must disarm.
If you should choose to press upon
My weakness for a handsome face,
I’ll say that this is all put-on,
Though you might know that’s not the case.
It irks me when you smile that way;
Your lips, they shouldn’t beckon so.
That glance is terribly cliche,
Undressing me – it’s got to go.
I know you like to linger close
And touch your breath upon my neck;
My shivers shouldn’t diagnose
That I am at your call and beck.
It’s terribly inconvenient
To think of you at every turn.
I think I’ve been quite lenient
In hiding just how much I yearn.
In short, you must abruptly stop
That thing you do that makes me faint.
My heart feels like a spinning top,
Dear sir – I wish you’d show restraint!
I hope this letter finds you well,
Delivered to your office door.
Can you make lunch at half past twelve?
If not, I’ll see you home at four.
Regards,
Me.